A spirit entering into bliss, heaven opening upon all its faculties, cannot long more ardently for the enjoyment, than I do my darling Betsey, to taste the heaven that awaits me in your bosom. Is my language too strong? It is a feeble picture of my feelings—no words can tell you how much I love and how much I long—you will only know it when wrapt in each others arms we give and take those delicious caresses which love inspires and marriage sanctifies…
Alexander Hamilton, sexting his bae since 1780 (via hamiltonandfluff)
Babe, I know you’re a virgin, but I’m not, so TRUST YOU ME it’s going to be awesome.
Imagine John Church reading this letter. Honestly, no wonder he started censoring shit. There’s only so much you can take about how much your dad wants to bang people.
(via farragoofwires)