daintyfire

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°

feminarry:

#daer diary#today we leant how to rite in cursive#i got a gold star becose i stayd between the lines#my techer sayd my a’s look like o’s so i need to practis#love horry

harrystylesdaily:

Harry at Heathrow airport – 3/15

smackarie:

my child

fyeahharrylouis:

[x]

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

why does his skin tone change when he smiles ? is he shape-shifting ? into another man ? how many harry style are tehre ? can he choose which he is ? this is so fucked up, keep an eye on this man

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

keelah-some-thigh:

my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them