just imagine Jason recording Batman angrily yelling “Nightwing!” then setting it as the sound for Dick’s phone alarm so in the next morning when it goes off he flips the fuck out
Diana Prince: The rest of the League and I are going to Chicago this weekend and want to know if you could take care of our sidekicks.
Bruce Wayne: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that’s a big responsibility. What do I know about children?
Dick Grayson (as Robin): I’m about to take off. Have you seen my backpack?
Bruce Wayne: [hands Dick Grayson his backpack] I swear you’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on. [to Diana Prince] I don’t know the first thing about taking care of a child. [to Dick Grayson] Where is your jacket? It’s very cold outside.
Dick Grayson: Forgot.
Bruce Wayne: Here, take mine. [to Diana Prince] Kids are a lot of work.
just imagine Jason recording Batman angrily yelling “Nightwing!” then setting it as the sound for Dick’s phone alarm so in the next morning when it goes off he flips the fuck out