me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that’s what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
Tag: funny
I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to
TIL that exposure to semen promotes feelings of bonding between jizzer and jizzipient
via reddit.com
You really gonna uh
Say them words just like that huh
Dick Grayson: [singing] I’M TOO HOT!
Dick Grayson: [points at Bruce Wayne]
Dick Grayson: …
Dick Grayson: …
Bruce Wayne: [sighs]
Bruce Wayne: [monotone voice paired with a deadpan expression] Hot damn.
Dick Grayson: [singing] CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN.
Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in so many biopics literally no other human looks like that
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