Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.
Tag: funny
Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
he gonna hear my voice alright
snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*
me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed
*british person voice* haha did you Americans know you’re using the word biscuit wrong? you guys really drink cold sweet tea? you Americans are so strange *eats something completely inedible*
Daintyfire 