funny – Page 6 – Daintyfire

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

josechung:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

pearlmarley:

me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie

sushinfood:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

alegotic-fandoms:

slippdipp:

toilet–princess:

shineysmile:

memelord-haku:

pastellrain:

lunar-artist09:

yoyle-cake:

sanex:

dimomarg:

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AOH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT BREATH