i downloaded that vintage burr erotica and i’m skimming through it and it’s so bad oh my god
“Won’t I make her sweet body writhe like a skinned eel!” that’s an actual line from it oh my god
so aaron burr’s having sex with a married woman, the husband’s like “wtf why are you making so much noise? come to bed,” the wife literally goes “i’m c-c-coming!!,” then aaron burr runs out of the house making cat noises, i can’t believe this it’s like a bad fanfic. here’s the link btw, if any of you want to read vintage aaron burr rpf published in 1861