betseyschuylers:

amuseoffyre:

It’s generally mentioned about Laurens and Hamilton’s relationship. Lafayette’s massive huge and adorable crush on Hamilton barely gets a look in. Here are a few of the things he wrote to Alexander:

  • C’est avec un plaisir toujours Nouveau que je vous assure de celle que je veux a vous pour toujours.
  • What is the matter with my dear Hamilton and by what chance do I live in
    fruitless expectation of some lines from him? Does it begin to be the
    play in your, or rather in our Country, to take European airs, and
    forget friends as soon as they have turned their heels—Indeed my good
    friend I cannot help being somewhat angry against you, which makes into
    my heart a ridiculous fighting between love and anger, and as the first
    will never go off, you must behave better with me that anger might be
    more decently dismissed – is it not too Much, my dear Sir, for a friendly heart who would give any
    thing to join soon those whom he so much beloved in America and whose
    affection he had the happiness to obtain.
  • I am Sure you would be Glad to see me Again at head quarters, and it would make me the happiest of men.
  • If however you was to cast your-eye on a Man who I think would suit
    better than any other in the World Hamilton is, I confess the officer
    whom I would like best to see in my _________
  • Before this campaign I was your friend and very intimate friend,
    agreable to the ideas of the World. Since my second voyage, my sentiment
    has increased to such a point, the world knows nothing about. To shew both from want and from scorn of expressions I shall only tell you.
  • But I will now Become the Bolder in
    interrupting your Amorous Occupations as exclusive of other Motives the
    importance of the Matters I have to Mention may Countenance your
    indulging your dear self with some Minutes Respite. You may therefore,
    my good friend, Catch this opportunity of taking Breath with decency,
    which will Be attributed to the strength of your friendship for me.
  • But if you do leave it, and if I go to Exile, Come and partake it with me.
  • I feel within myself a Want to tell you I love you tenderly.

Hetero Bros again. Obviously 😉

Yeah, I completely forgot that Chernow plays with the idea of them being more than buds. Spends a whole page or so on them. Where’s the Lafayamilton, LMM?

Washington: *snores*
Martha:*covers up ears with pillow*
Washington:*snores louder*
Martha:*holds pillow tighter*
Washington: *snores really loud*
Martha:*whacks him with pillow* IM TRYIN TO SLEEP HERE GEORe
Washington: im not snoring…
*snoring comes from under bed*
Washington: WHOS THERE
Lafayette: im sorry mon general,did i awaken you?
Martha and George: LEAVE

wtf ofc and s a m e i really need to rite my usa history essay pls help me procrastinate x

john-quincy-adams:

a break down of lafayette and porn:

okay let me begin by saying that my knowledge of the french revolution is spotty so forgive me for any incorrect statements made about anyone in this and a lot of these pornos use foul language but i’m still going to quote them so tw for some sexual slurs and just general nsfw-ness lmao

Okay well basically in 1790 a rumor began that Marquis de Lafayette was having an affair with Marie Antoinette, which wasn’t true. In a letter to a friend, Antoinette wrote “…the minister (Necker) and M. de la F(ayette) take missteps every day. We go along with them, and instead of being satisfied these monsters become more insolent by the moment.” Not exactly how you would talk about someone who you were having a passionate affair with, lmao

But that still didn’t stop people from writing porn about them. In 1791 “The Patriotic Brothel” came out and well here are some quotes: 
“Barnave fucks Theroigne’s c*nt, while Bailly fucks Barnave’s arse; Lafayette mounts the queen again and gives her another good fuck”
“What double rapture! What divine pleasure! What a joy to fuck and be fucked at the same time!”
-Lafayette as he has a three way with Marie Antoinette and Bailly (another French politician)

Another classic is Les soireées amoureuses du général Mottier et la belle Antoinette, which is about a Antoinette’s dogs being jealous of Lafayette fucking her

There was also: 
Marie Antoinette in an Awkward Spot
The Confession of Marie Antoinette
The Good-byes of La Fayette

These all featured Lafayette and Antoinette in well, an awkward spot

Luckily we also have these lovely illustrations 

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so in case you have ever wanted to see lafayette ride a giant dick that looks like a horse, people just like you were making that dream a reality all the way back in the 1790s