hol-hot-wholesome:

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

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felxdawkns:

jetpacks-are-fucking-awesome:

This is in another language but this conversation is universal, so we understand ever word.

MUM: Beta? (affectionate Hindi word for child/kid)

DAUGHTER: Hanji maa (Yes mother!)

MUM: Betaaaa

DAUGHTER: Kya? (What?)

MUM: Beta!

DAUGHTER: What?!

MUM: [shocked] Arre, besharam- (You shameless little-)