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alexander hamilton is totally the middle schooler that goes up to the teacher to complain that other people aren’t doing any work on the group project omg can’t you imagine “mr washington, thomas won’t do his research and keeps calling me a nerd” “ill talk to him about it son but please leave my home i’m trying to enjoy dinner with my wife” 

If Washington expected relief from Hamilton badgering him for an appointment, he soon learned otherwise. Hamilton was fully prepared to become a pest. In mid-April, he found quarters for himself and Eliza in a brick-and-stone Dutch dwelling at De Peyster’s Point on the east bank of the Hudson, by no coincidence opposite Washington’s headquarters at New Windsor. He even ordered ‘a little boat which two people can manage’ so that he could scoot back and forth on short notice.

Chernow’s “Alexander Hamilton” p. 154

ok this is my new favorite alexander hamilton story and I politely request fan art of ham feverishly paddling across the hudson in his little boat screaming “SIR, ENTRUST ME WITH COMMAND” at washington’s window in the middle of the night

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#hamilton throws a pebble and gwash is like ‘son shut the fuck up’ and a.ham is like u can call me son if i get a fUCKING COMMAND

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i downloaded that vintage burr erotica and i’m skimming through it and it’s so bad oh my god

“Won’t I make her sweet body writhe like a skinned eel!” that’s an actual line from it oh my god

so aaron burr’s having sex with a married woman, the husband’s like “wtf why are you making so much noise? come to bed,” the wife literally goes “i’m c-c-coming!!,” then aaron burr runs out of the house making cat noises, i can’t believe this it’s like a bad fanfic. here’s the link btw, if any of you want to read vintage aaron burr rpf published in 1861